Can't The Mail Come Any Faster?

I ordered some "hurt" books from Interweave - crocheting and beading. The books haven't arrived yet. 

I ordered some soap stamps that were on sale. I want to use them both on soap and on clay. They haven't arrived yet. 

My earring display racks, which should clear up the earring mess on my dresser, are shipped, but they haven't arrived yet. 

I ordered Crocs on sale, but they haven't arrived yet. 

A set of sewing machine needs from Nancy's Notions has been shipped, but it hasn't arrived yet. 

All these wonderful things coming to me in the mail, and nothing has arrived. 

Sigh. It's so hard to be patient.